JACK NICKLAUS 5 (Accolade)
Try this for a secret opponent: create a female computer golfer who is pro, plays from the black tee and has the name Barbara Nicklaus. Something strange will happen. If that's not enough you can always try typing these words of wisdom during a game:
Superball	High bounce
Molehill	Big hills
Waxanerd	Play 'Wack-A-Nerd'